A day of hunger and wet undies.......

happy birthday dad!!!


well my day began around 2 p.m. when i got a call frm harish (anoda birthday boy).....hez lik come to 1oD asap...so i get in n out da loo at da speed of light..... i try n make it on time bt no i had to wait 4 ages while Ms.CC took '"few minutes to get dressed"........
anyhow..... v finally make it to 10D around 4........i suddenly remember that i hafta drop my mom in da railway station by 4.30......i drive lik a mad fuck; barely make it in time.....

i thot phew!!! i can finally catch my breath n get down to sum solid hogging...bt no dese guys call up n say v r shiftn to eat street....i say wat the heck all i care abt is food (chandramukhi ho ya paro ki farak painda hai yaaron)......

so near yet so far....i was dreamin of layin my hands on sum grilled chicken or a sub or sum freakn food jus den a cop appears rite in front of me n i snap out of my food fantasy........

after im finally allowed to move....i reach eat street after wat felt lik n eternity.....n jus den da heavens open up...................da few seconds it took me to get across da street were enuff to drench me....i was wet to da bone.

well im no cynic....im nt sum1 who hates da rain infact i love it bt....its jus a lil uncomfortable having to sit for a few hours wen ur undies r soakin wet.....newayz i managed to get thru da ordeal primarily bcos i finally got to hav sum grub.....i tried my best to b decent n cultured.....bt i attacked da food like a famished unicef kid.............hmmm dat felt gud ( khane ke baad aisa laga jaise kisine mujh mein jaan phuk di ho)

k v decided to get bak hom....i was nw beginin to enjy da rain lik i usually do....bt den sum dickhead ruined it for me......he cam frm da right n scraped my car....i fliped.....i pulled over rite in frnt of him....i started mouthing expletives as if sum1 had asked me recite da multiplication tables or nursery rhymes......things got a lil too hot....dat guy tried to act smart n came ova to hit me....i was up 4 it i got out of da car b4 he reached.....bt b4 i cld lay my hands on him....'badday boy' comes out n calms things down....pretty much anti-climax.....


well here im nw.......writing dis in fresh clothing mre importantly in dry undies :D......(well ladies im sry i kno its nt a pretty picture tryn to imagine in my undies bt u gotta bare it :P{pun intended} ):D