Disclaimer/Note: This is a transcript of a chat conversation between a friend and me.
Why did I put it up here, you ask? Cos this seemingly meaningless conversation seems to have covered some interesting issues in a funny way.
You could either find it fascinating or absolute waste of time, but having bothered to arrive at my blog, you might as well go ahead and read the post and experience this piece of "seminal work in 'sarcastic realism'/ or plain shit" depending on how you see it.
P.S. I haven't bothered with editing or spell checking, but I guess you'd be able to make sense of the words.
me: heights of attention seeking
friend: what?
me: u r status msg....dont pretend
friend: oh please
its just funny
and it kinda rhymes
me: n sigh n say...rhyming u say
friend: oh nevermind
ur too grown up to appreciate these chilsish things
childish*
me: dont pull the age card on me
friend: lol
me: u cant now u know....u r in the 20s too now
friend: yeah but im on the better side of twenty
hehe
me: so am i
its jus 2 yr fyi
jus that when u r a twenty something n the other person is still a 'teen' u feel older
now that the age-berlin-wall has fallen...like it or not we are all in the same boat heading towards midlife crisis, responsibilities, bills etc
friend: okay okay..dont get so defensive :P
lol
thanks for that, now im really looking forward to the future
me: jus to illustrate what i mean...ur 'kid' sister will seem like a child to u now, but in ur few yrs time when ud be 40 something n shed be 30 something it wont be the sa,e
funny u know when u think abt it (about to delve into highly philosophical speech), the ultimate purpose of life is death....n all the things we do to keep ourselves alive
friend: (uhh ohh)
ahan...
we dont do them too keep ourselves alive
i think the focus is on making the life we have as enjoyable an experience as possible
me: ahan...we have a debator here nice...go ahead humour me n urself in the process
friend: sigh. its no fun debating when u have that attitude
me: hahaha ok
see i agree that u should do everything possible to have fun/live comfortably/enjoy ur time under the sun.....having said that what is the point in fretting over it when eventually u r jus gonna die
i mean does it really matter wether u take the hps wala fly over n get to lifestyle or take imax fly over n get to lifestyle
(see clever use of local knowledge to illustrate highly global n deep thought)
friend: lol....lol
so the MBA was worth something huh? :P
me: yeah i guess
u jus need to talk
connect random statements somehow n u'll be able to convince anyone abt anything
friend: hehe. two years to learn how to bullshit ur way thru anything?
im inspired now :P
me: but hey...the bullshit stems from a deeply rooted conviction
the two yrs also help in finding a few those
(or so i should be saying)
friend: did they reallly?
me: for me it was a paid vacation.....a postponement of something we all need to do eventually
friend: hehehe...
me: grow up n earn a living
friend: isnt it fun?
living on ur own? making ur own money?
me: no but it does have its beenfits also...so im not gonna short sell the mba dream to u...jus do it for the right reason not jus for the money
it is...but u also have to put with a lotta shit to make u r own money
friend: yeah im kinda waiting for the reason. dont wanna just do it, like engg
me: kinda draws a parallel to our life n its purpose discussion
friend: wjat shit?
hehe...there u go again!
me: living alone brings along a set of unique problems
worrying abt trash,. food, cleanliness basically stuff that u never even knew existed let alone thinking abt em
add to that, work issues...pressures deadlines etc etc
all this jus so u can "earn ur money", which in turn u need "to live like a king/have fun/etc"
when in reality u were having the same amount of fun at ur parent's expense
friend: lol
me: i know im sounding cynical
friend: first few years are struggle na? it shd get better soon...rt ?
me: but lemme also tell u the joy of buying stuff with ur won money is something that i can explain
or so u think
jus when u r earning enough, have risen at work n now can torment ur juniors....u have to settle down
buy a house. get married, make babies
which again have their own problems which im not yet qualified to talk abt
friend: lol...ever heard of living one day at a time?
or are u just doing this to mess with my head?
lol
me: yeah that is what i do
(the answer could be relevant for both the questions)
friend: hehe
me: so yeah its good to form ur own set of beliefs...delude ourselves n live n die for them
which is the primary cause for stuff like god,religion,profession
these are things we have invented to keep ourselves occupied n nt be depressed abt our futile attempts at existing
phew! move over platos,scorates n all the sex maniac babas...the greatest thinker ever is in the house bitches! i have solved the mystery
friend: true
haha
u wish!
u think ur the first person to think like ths?
me: u had to burst my bubble....didnt u
friend: heehee....
me: i know who am i kiddin...im jus part of the millions...im not special
blah! lets get back to our boring lives n to the most exciting thing ever "WORK"
friend: but u can always pretend
lol
me: yeah right....pretend after u suck the life out of dreamy monlogue
friend: awww
hehe
it was fun tho
me: see....i was right...u were bored n u need to talk...n u wanted to seek attention but be sly abt it
bloody hypocrite
friend: ya rt
u were equally bored
hence the philosophical lecture
anyway
go work now
me: guilty as charged...y wld i bother checking status msgs anyway
friend: go work! :P
me: i dont have any
friend: really?
damn
ok then i'll go work
ttyl!
me: yeah im done with what i had to do for the day....if something else comes along then id have to work again
yeah sure...go knock urself out
